I like Newt Gingrich.

The Top Ten Reasons Newt won’t bow out of the race:

#10. Big guy. Big ideas.
#  9. Having too much fun.
#  8. Loves a good debate.
#  7. Hates Mitt Romney.
#  6. Owes Tiffany’s.
#  5. No job openings for speakers-of-the-house.
#  4. Las Vegas casino owner Sheldon Adelson used to winning his bets.
#  3. Newt’s PAC: “Winning Our Future”. Duh, Winning!
#  2. Save stupid people from themselves.
……..(and the #1 reason Newt won’t bow out  of the race:)
#  1. Callista won’t let him stay home.